RODNEY BRIAN MEADOWS
1924 - 2002

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Master of the Ancient
Society of College Youths 1964
Trustee of the Ancient Society of College Youths 1997-2002
Chairman of the Delius Society 1971-1994
Life Honorary Member of the Delius Society 1994-2002
President Oxford University Society of Change Ringers 1976-1982
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Well done thou good and
faithful servant
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The death of Rodney Meadows from a heart attack in the early hours of Friday 15th March
2002, at the age of 77, came as a shock to all who knew him, not least to his fellow
officers of the Ancient Society of College Youths, with whom he had been dining only a few
hours earlier.
As a tribute to Rodney I have reproduced below articles written by him in a series
entitled Belfrymanship. I have followed these articles with The Great
Debunker as a further example of Rodneys talent.
As an introduction I have transcribed the oration given by Jeremy Pratt at Rodneys
funeral at St Mary's, Harrow on the Hill, together with an Address by the Honorary
Secretary of the Delius Society followed by two reminiscences by members of that Society.
Jeremys oration was published in The Ringing World on 3 May 2002. I
acknowledge permission readily given by The Ringing World to reproduce these
articles. I am also grateful to the current Secretary of the Delius Society for forwarding
the contributions from that Society
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Rodney Meadows
1924-2002
Oration
by Jeremy Pratt
"The phrase
'A Scholar and a Gentleman ' is overused, and often misused, but for Rodney; the epithet
is wholly apposite.
Rodney was an intensely private person, and it is only now that the many facets of his
life are coming together. Even so, he was very sociable and always excellent company. He
had a splendid subtle wit, which he used to great effect, but never maliciously. He was a
perfectionist to himself, and would only take on activities or responsibilities if he
believed he could do them well. What he did take on, however, he carried out with passion
and loyalty, and with a competence to which many of us can only aspire. His manner was
charming and unassuming, yet he commanded the respect of all who knew him.
He was a scholar of some distinction. From school he won an open scholarship to read
classics at Exeter College, Oxford, and, after graduating, completed a post-graduate
Diploma in Classical Archaeology. He continued his interest in this field, and in
particular, Roman Britain. He had a number of papers on the subject published, although
his last remained unpublished. It has been suggested that the reason for non-publication
was that it ran contrary to received wisdom. He was not averse to controversy, indeed at
times revelled in it. He was always prepared deliberately to take a contrarian view (often
with a twinkle in his eye) simply to test the intellectual rigour of the principal
argument.
After Oxford, he joined the Western Region of British Rail as a 'Traffic Apprentice', the
management training scheme of the day. This allowed him to indulge in his passion for
railways -it also took him to a number of parts of the country. He rose quietly through
the ranks, changing region in the process, ending up based at Kings Cross, first as
Divisional Passenger Manager and latterly as Marketing Manager for the East Coast Main
Line. It is said that he had the capacity to rise further within British Rail -He chose
not to. Stories of his working life abound: his attention to detail; his knowledge of, and
passion for railways; his ability to communicate effectively at all levels, from the man
on the footplate to the Board. It is said, however, that his first task in the office
every morning was to speak to his stockbroker!
Outside his scholarship and his work he had many and varied interests. He was a keen
Bridge player, and, having been introduced to golf in 1971 by his good friend Ralph
Edwards, became a keen and competent golfer playing many of the major courses in the
British Isles, particularly in Scotland and Ireland. It was during his regular visits to
Southern Ireland that he indulged his hobby of horse-riding. He was also a keen football
fan. Highbury may seem an unlikely place to find Rodney, but he was a lifetime supporter
of Arsenal, a season-ticket holder, and indeed a shareholder. Today he would be happy
Arsenal two points clear at the top of the Premiership, and with a game in hand!
Rodney was a lifelong enthusiast of British music and particularly the compositions of
Frederick Delius and Arnold Bax. In 1962, he became a founder member of The Delius
Society, which was established to promote public education in, and the appreciation of,
the music of Frederick Delius and his contemporaries. He was elected Society Chairman in
1971 and his wise and experienced guidance enabled the Society to grow from relatively
small beginnings into the influential body it is today, with over 500 members world-wide
and many branches at home and abroad. He retired in 1994 after an unprecedented 23 years
service and, after delivering the Annual Fenby Lecture at the 1995 Delius Festival in
Jacksonville, Florida, he was appointed a Life Honorary Vice President of the Society. In
his last months, he was still actively assisting the Committee to revise the Society's
constitution, on which he was an acknowledged expert. Rodney was also generous in the
encouragement of young musicians. He financed the early Wigmore Hall recitals by Tasmin
Little, which launched her international career. He also promoted the performance and
recording of British classical music.
It was, however, from his Church Bell Ringing that many will know him. He was introduced
to ringing as an undergraduate at Oxford and became an active member of the Oxford
University Society of Change Ringers. His enthusiasm was such that he also joined the band
at the tower nearest to his parents then home, St Augustine's Kilburn. Apart from the
inevitable breaks while working away from London he remained a loyal supporter of that
band until his death, a period of over 50 years.
Early in his railway career he was posted to Snow Hill Station in Birmingham, and became a
much respected member of the leading bands at St Philip's Cathedral and at St
Martin's-in-the-Bullring. He was elected a member of the Ancient Society of College youths
in 1953, and, back in London in the late 1950s, he became an active supporter of the
Society in London. He was elected Master in 1964, and was a Trustee of the Society for the
last five years of his life. It was in that capacity that he attended a dinner for the
Officers of the Society on the night before he died, an event which he clearly thoroughly
enjoyed and to which he contributed in his own inimitable style. He was a supernumerary
member of the St Paul's Cathedral Guild from 1971-1984. His links with the Oxford
University Society of Change Ringers were also maintained and he served as President from
1976-1982.
But his spiritual ringing home was Westminster Abbey. A supernumerary in 1959, and a
Principal Member two years later, he gave over 40 years service to the Abbey, including
ten years as Secretary of the Abbey Company of Ringers. He loved the place, and was much
loved by all involved with it. He rang for many great occasions, and how fitting that his
body should have been received into the Abbey on the same day as that of HM Queen
Elizabeth, the Queen Mother, and, that after the pomp and splendour of the State Occasion
there should be a simple service for Rodney, and that the bells should be rung for him!
In ringing circles, however, he will be remembered not just as one of the most quietly
competent ringers of his day, but perhaps most as a wonderful social companion, and as a
brilliant and witty writer and speaker. His adaptation of Stephen Potter's 'Gamesmanship'
to ringing in his 1951/2 articles entitled Belfrymanship are classics, as was his speech
at the Henry Johnson Dinner in Birmingham in 1961 when he wittily described the leading
Birmingham ringers of the day in verse - 'The Great Debunker'. Some took offence at his
Belfrymanship articles. A 'Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells' correspondent wrote "...but
to the creator of Meadowsmanship -keep your devilish art off ringing, return it to the
home it doubtless has in Hades with the Friars of The Summoner's Tale." But for most,
they were witty, they were amusing, and they were extremely perceptive!
Rodney was a man of many parts. Although he remained a bachelor all his life, he was a
strong family man. He was devoted to his parents, Harry and Lois, and his elder sister,
Jean, and was a regular attender at the biennial reunion of the wider family of cousins.
He was kind and generous, a good friend and wise counsel. He was indeed a true Gentleman.
His final article on Belfrymanship included the comment "... That's what I like about
being a ringer. It's not only the ringing itself, it's the comradeship". He was right
- and he gave so much to both. He will be sorely missed."
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Address by Anthony Lindsey,
The Delius Society.
It is a sad fact that, all too often in life,
we never fully appreciate the true value of any human relationship until it is abruptly
taken from us and this is certainly true in the case of Rodney; for many of us remember
with gratitude, the enormous and very generous contribution that this quiet and private
man made to The Delius Society over very many years. It is only in the last few days that
many Society members, who thought that they knew him well, have been surprised to discover
what a wide spectrum his interests and influences covered. Distinguished Oxonian and Past
Master of the Ancient Society of College Youths, skilled horseman, devoted and munificent
Arsenal Football Club supporter, low handicap golfer, accomplished campanologist and
senior member of the Westminster Abbey bell ringing team. One of his close friends, a
Society member, who recently accompanied Rodney to a concert at the Abbey, told me that to
stroll through the cloisters of that historic building with him, was akin to walking with
a distinguished cleric, for everyone seemed to know him; from the Dean to the church
cleaner and all paid him due respect and deference.
Despite his rather dignified and scholarly image, Rodney had an engaging sense of humour
and some delightful idiosyncrasies. His passion for Mars bars was legendary and he never
travelled to concerts without a seemingly inexhaustible supply. He was also a great
enthusiast and expert on steam locomotion and the national railway system. It was at a
lunch last year, when he discovered that my wife and I had purchased a holiday home in
East Devon, that he caused great amusement by launching (whether we all liked it or not)
into a detailed explanation of the structure and operation of the Seaton Junction to
Axmouth tramway. In this connection, many of his Committee colleagues in the early days
will also have fond memories of the meetings that, as a senior officer for British
Railways, he was able to host in his offices at the old Great Northern Hotel at
Kings Cross.
Of course, music had always been a great influence in his life and although he was devoted
- and particularly knowledgeable about the works of the British composers Arnold Bax,
Edmund Rubbra, Frederick Delius and his contemporaries, he was equally enthusiastic about
a number of lesser-known Russian composers - Balakirev, Glazounov and Scriabin - as many
of his writings and presentations to the Society demonstrated. It was indeed unusual to
attend one of his talks without getting the opportunity to hear for the first time the
recording of a rare and unusual treasure from their repertoire. When, some years ago, he
became concerned that recording and concert companies were giving insufficient attention
to the compositions of Arnold Bax, with no more ado, he joined up with the composer
Francis Routh, and financed their own concert and recording company - Redcliffe
Recordings.
When Dr Roland Gibson founded The Delius Society in 1962, Rodney was one of its first
members. He was elected Chairman in 1971 and his wise and experienced guidance enabled the
Society to grow from relatively small beginnings into the influential body it is today.
During his many years at the helm, the co-operative liaison that he developed with The
Delius Trust and his close friendship with Dr Eric Fenby undoubtedly enabled the Society
to enhance the memory and public awareness of the music of Delius.
Rodney stood down as Chairman in 1994, following an unprecedented twenty-three years
service and, after delivering the Annual Fenby Lecture at the 1995 Delius Festival in,
Florida, he was appointed an Honorary Vice President of the Society. It can be justifiably
claimed that few members have made a greater contribution to the Societys
development and success - and only those closest to him ever knew the scale of his
generosity in financially supporting our musical activities; a fact which he tried so hard
to cloak in anonymity.
In his last months, he was still actively assisting the Committee to revise the
Societys constitution, on which he was an acknowledged expert and he was to have
played a central role in our Fortieth Anniversary celebrations. Rodney will be very sadly
missed, and most of all, he will be remembered with great respect and affection. I speak
for all Society members in offering our heartfelt sympathy to Delia, Tony and all
Rodneys family in their loss. Let me finish by quoting from an email I was given as
I arrived at the church. It is from John Luther, one of Rodneys American friends
from Oceanside, California. He ends his message "He was a gentle, sensitive and
gracious man Thank you Rodney I will miss you". And so will we all.
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A personal memoir by Lyndon Jenkins
The Delius Society
In his own
tribute Richard Kitching mentions the amusement which Rodneys talk entitled 50
years of Iconoclasm caused. Yet Rodney was something of an iconoclast himself.
During a long friendship we enjoyed many a session debunking cherished beliefs, and he
became more insistent as the years went by. His belief in his memory of events was totally
secure: if he said Adrian Boult grouped all his violins on his left in the pre-1939 BBC
Symphony Orchestra then that was a fact and I could produce as many photographs showing
the seconds seated on Boults right as I liked, he would not be moved. Often he
argued for the sake of it: once, in Jacksonville, when he was doggedly maintaining that
the cor anglais theme in Appalachia was actually played by the oboe, I said to him in
exasperation: "Rodney, you are the most stubborn man I know." A broad smile
spread over his face, as if the small boy that undoubtedly also existed within him had
triumphed.
We first made each others acquaintance at the 1962 Bradford Festival. I was at the
scores table avidly examining works Id never seen before when a voice said:
"Are you interested in Delius then?" I think he was already convinced that there
was going to be a Delius Society, and was consciously touting for members. We both
attended the founding meeting and, when the Society was announced, he came down to my home
in Wales to try to persuade me to join the committee. I couldnt then, and when I
eventually did I found him presiding over a body in some disarray, beset by the kind of
problems that often do affect bodies with strong-willed people running them. I was full of
admiration for the patience he showed at this period, when a number of years went by
without a great deal of progress to show for them. At committee meetings, if the
atmosphere was particularly tense he would be at his most vigilant, though I discovered
that a suggestion could often be effective if conveyed in a not-too-serious way. On one
occasion I suggested that we needed a new letterhead. At once he looked startled
after all, this was change and, on the whole, Rodney hated change but when I argued
that our present stuff seemed to date back to when Delius was alive he began to laugh, and
the matter was soon settled. Gradually, the skies cleared and the Society he handed over
to me in 1994 was in every sense a going concern.
Rodney was that typically reserved type of Englishman, disinclined to talk about himself
and quite unable to imagine why anybody would be interested anyway. As it happens, in his
case there was a great deal to talk about, as we now know from the tributes paid to him
from many quarters. From scholar to bell-ringer, horse-rider to golfer and bridge-player,
and from a devotion to football exceeded only by his devotion to music he was a man of
many compartments, each one of consequence, each one attended to meticulously and, where
appropriate, with passion. I once described Roland Gibson as a master of the short letter,
and Rodney was another. Never was a word wasted: his last to me ran to just 58, in which
he conveyed his thanks for the hospitality I had provided, commented pertinently on Simon
Rattles placing of the double-basses in the concert wed attended, approved a
scheme we had discussed over dinner and ended: Reached home by 11.45pm. Excellent
evening out.
Rodney had his own, sometimes eccentric, means of doing things and a way of using language
that was tremendously endearing. In the very earliest days, when my wife and I happened to
be in London at a weekend, it occurred to me to introduce them. I hadnt realised
that you didnt visit unannounced. He was then in a sparse bachelor flat in
Paddington, and our mid-afternoon arrival threw him into complete disarray.
"Ive nothing for tea," he protested; then, brightening, added a line that
has remained with us ever since: "Wait a minute. Ive got a Swiss roll we could
get stuck into." Occasionally Arsenal would play in or near Birmingham, or he would
be bell-ringing at St Martins-in-the-Bull Ring; then might come the telephone call
that began: "Is there a dish of tea available?" We were occasionally allowed to
drive him about. Ostensibly, these trips were to explore the leafy lanes of
Warwickshire (his expression), but in reality we were on the trail of unusual
railway tickets for his collection. We would sit outside forgotten halts such as
Danzey-for-Tanworth while he investigated. "Success?" I would enquire as he
returned. "Oh, some real little treasures", was usually the laconic reply; and
off we would go to the next.
The myriad pleasures that our shared love for Deliuss music afforded us, of course,
cannot possibly be enumerated, but I am well aware that my own 40 years of enrichment
through The Delius Society have been further enriched through knowing Rodney. I might
paraphrase his own comment about the joys of being a bell-ringer, Its not only
the ringing itself, its the comradeship; substitute the Society
for ringing and youve got how I feel about Rodney Meadows, my oldest
friend.
A Memoir by Richard Kitching
Delius Society Midland Branch Chairman
I joined the
Society in August 1963, and was soon introduced at early meetings to most of the members
by Estelle Palmley. Among those I met was Rodney Meadows, who was not then Chairman but a
member of the Committee. I soon struck up a friendship with this gentlemanly and
apparently retiring man, and in the following April he wrote to me for my comments on the
draft Constitution of the Society upon which he was then working. I thought this was quite
an honour for a new member. After I had formed the Midlands Branch, he made a special
effort to come to one of our early meetings and was instrumental in putting me in touch
with Peter Thorp, who is still a member of the Society.
As early as 12 November 1964 I received a letter from Estelle to say that Rodney had
raised the question at a Committee meeting of giving the Midlands Branch financial support
or other practical help. I replied that the greatest help would be if speakers could be
found to talk to us. This Rodney arranged, and as early as November 1965 he wrote to say
that the conductor Stanford Robinson would be prepared to come. This was a great honour
for the Branch, and an even greater honour came later when Rodney was instrumental in
persuading Eric Fenby to come.
Rodney himself came on several occasions to give talks, firstly on one of his great loves,
A Village Romeo and Juliet. In those days the only recording was Beechams on
78s, which Rodney used for illustration. His last talk to us was as recently as 20
October 2001: its title was 50 years of iconoclasm, caused many of us to rush
for our dictionaries! Following this visit, I was astonished to hear that he intended to
donate �500 specifically for the Midlands Branch, "to be spent at the absolute
discretion of the Branch Chairman". This was typical of Rodneys kindness and
practical generosity.
After meetings in the Midlands, Rodney liked to come back to my home for "Whisky and
Bax" - not Delius, please note. Actually, we often had some Russian music besides
Bax, such as Gli�re or Glazounov - he was very knowledgeable about Russian music. These
sessions have been known to go on until 4 am! As members will remember, Rodney was not an
early riser, and one can see why. Any phone call to him before 11 am was not popular.
The Society, and the Midlands Branch in particular, has lost a friend who supported us for
(in the case of the main Society) over forty years, and who will be greatly missed. I
shall certainly miss "Whisky and Bax"!
Belfrymanship (Or
Manners Makyth Man)
by Rodney B Meadows
From The Ringing World of 23rd February 1951.
Belfrymanship is defined as the Art of being
"Top Man" in the belfry. There are "rabbits" in every tower; you need
never be one of them. In fact, as a belfryman, you should seldom fail to inspire awe and
respect whenever you cross the threshold. In introducing this subject I gladly acknowledge
the pioneer work of S. Potter in the allied spheres of Lifemanship and Gamesmanship, and
wish to explain that to compress so vast a subject as Belfrymanship into this small
compass forces me at the moment to confine this article to what are little more than
random jottings.
First, let us consider the belfrymans entry into a strange tower. The welcome is
nearly always courteous: "What would you like to ring?" Stop this nonsense with,
"Oh, Ill fill in for anything" or, if definitely aggressive at the start,
"Anything suits me. I am quite happy with rounds provided they are well struck".
(You know full well that for some reason they seldom are). This draws attention to your
superiority at once and puts you as it were "one up". But a warning is necessary
at this point that this opening can sometimes come unstuck. The locals are not always so
docile. The following exchange illustrates one possibility:-
"What would you like to ring?"
"Dont let me upset the routine. Ill just fill in"
"Well, if you dont mind my saying so, you are the least good, of those here
tonight, so we had better fit in with you, hadnt we?"
Though even this drastic cutting of the knot was not the end of the matter. The visitor
promptly asked for Cambridge Major, and the locals found that they did not have a band.
But fortune is not always so genial when it comes to regaining the initiative.
When selecting your bell, choose a large rather than a small one. There is a theory that
little bells must "ring round" big ones. This means in practice that the little
ones are, in the absence of any obvious cause, blamed for indifferent striking.
Always be on the lookout for the faults of others. You can, of course, become a Hisser.
The disease is catching. One big Hisser in a band breeds several little hissers. It is a
form of self-defence, the non-hissers being, as it were by definition, hissed at. When
everybody hisses the ringing will no doubt reach an acme of perfection. But then there
will presumably be no need to hiss. The belfryman requires a better weapon. More subtle is
the gesture of stretching out the arm and hand horizontally and making slight but majestic
waves upwards or downwards. This indicates to the person at whom you gesticulate that
there are slight but distinct imperfections in his striking, audible and painful to you
(but not to him), which he will please adjust at once. The downward motion is the more
effective, suggesting, as it does, the patting of a tolerated but misguided dog. The
victim has no redress. He is probably having trouble with his bell anyway, and to
retaliate by imitating the gesture will be fatal or, at best futile. He can only try next
time to lure his tormenter onto a difficult bell and pray that the rope will slip wheel.
Good striking is a matter of cohesion and mutual confidence within the band. Personalities
do not dominate good striking, but only in the mess-ups. So, when the ringing becomes at
all shaky, hasten the process by rasping, in the most vinegary tone you can muster,
"watch your striking". This commits you to nothing and can be devastating. I am
thinking of trying it out on the dance floor, when things are not going well: "Watch
your dancing, dear".
For defensive purposes an impassive countenance should be cultivated. One distinguished
ringer always used to betray his mistakes by turning red in the face. This was eventually
pointed out to him and, like a good belfrymen, he cured it, though I believe an operation
was necessary. Now he never seems to go wrong. But one defends best by attacking.
Particularly in ringing on the larger numbers of bells, when (as one of the foremost
exponents of Belfrymanshlp so beautifully described Stedman Cinques going amiss) trouble
begins to spread like a wet patch on the ceiling, then is your time to act.
"Youre too high" is a fair-sounding piece of useless advice, just the
means to upset the conscientious dodger, who knows exactly where he should be, but has no
one to dodge with. It induces panic and adroitly shifts the blame from yourself when
trouble threatens. And, since the topic of useless advice has cropped up, the purely
attacking functions of this must not be overlooked. It has even been used by belfryman
against belfryman with good effect. If you are faced by a tough adversary who persists in
remaining "one up" and will not go wrong, tell him something that he obviously
knows already e.g. "Youre 6th place bell" or "Two blows and
lead", or "In slow next time". In racking his brains for a suitably
crushing retort, he will probably forget
what he is doing.
When asked to call a touch, remember that you thereby become ex-officio "Top
Man". All that is necessary is to preserve the status quo. A novice of Belfrymanship
(and of conducting) once called a bob in Stedman Caters while in 4-5 and made it there
himself. The ringing fired its way to a standstill, and in the ensuing discussion, the
novice found two culprits and argued them into accepting the blame - and in all innocence
too. Poor conducting this, but good Belfrymanship. It was myself, anyway.
Sometimes it does pay to show the white flag. This can bring enormous dividends. A sharp
dispute between two members of a North Country Association over an unsuccessful touch of
Double Norwich, that seemed likely to end, if not in blows, at any rate in refusal to ring
together again, was once sweetly resolved by a lady member of the band, well versed in
Belfrymanship, who confessed that it was all her fault. The response was electric. By the
end of the evening one had asked her to stand in a peal, the other was taking her out to
dinner.
One final hint on the practical aspect of Belfrymanship: close your eyes intently when
dodging or assume the air of one whose attention encompasses place-making, dodging,
leading and, in fact, all the bells work at once. This gives your dodging partners the
humble feeling of being interviewed in an outer office on a matter of minor importance.
They will then meekly accept the blame for any clashes.
Belfrymanship is not, one need hardly add, confined to the ringing chamber. In pubs and
cafes and places where they talk, keep on top of the discussion. There are some who,
particularly if not feeling lively or energetic, employ the Super Plain Man approach:
"I know that sort of thing is all very well,
but just give me a good-going six-bell tower and some enthusiastic learners and I am quite
content teaching them plain hunting". These tactics succeed only against feeble or
exhausted opposition. Several replies are available, the following being reasonably terse:
"You did say enthusiastic, didnt you? No, the belfryman should not fight shy of
theoretical discussion. Learn up the technical terms. Import "Q Sets" into the
conversation whenever a depth charge is called for. Casual mention of "In Course
Singles," too, can often freeze a promising discussion among weaker brethren and
leave you with the field free to air your own pet views. The use of "Grid
Analysis" for this purpose is not recommended. You may be asked to enlarge upon it,
and lucidity is not the most effective means of being impressive. You are trying to clear
the stage, not to clear the discussion.
And now as letters to The Ringing World so incongruously conclude, good wishes to
all. And may you go on making unnecessary enemies.
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Supplementary
Notes on Belfrymanship
From The Ringing World of 29th June 1951
The necessarily brief scope of a Belfrymanship
article leaves certain points in need of amplification. While it may be true to say that
you can satirise most of the people some of the time, suspicion has arisen that any
resemblance to ringers, active or passive, was possibly quite intentional. Any Sunday
morning sets the scene
"If I dont watch myself, I shall be turning up in the next Belfryman
article."
"Well, as a matter of fact, you were in the last one."
Clearly the last word has not been said. In the Potter spirit, therefore, though with
inadequate mastery of the Potter patter, these supplementary notes are offered.
The distinction between a belfryman and a conductor is not always clear. A genuine
conductor has no need to be a belfryman; and few are. But circumstances, too, affect the
issue. Kreneckes formula, embodying the most recent research, proves true for most
values and may serve as a provisional guide: R being the ability of the person concerned
to put the others right, T his tendency to go wrong himself, S the coefficient of friction
among the ringers and N the number of bells on which changes are being rung (R, S and T
being measured by a device known as the Initometer and expressed in Isospasms where (S +
T)2 2R divided by 13-N yields a result of 4.25 or more, we have a belfryman; where
below 4.25, a conductor.
From this there emerge two interesting corollaries: (a) That a belfryman will be
relatively more common on the higher number of bells; (b) That a conductor in one tower
may deteriorate into a belfryman in another.
And now for a cardinal principle of Belfrymanship. Always get your word in first. Take a
leaf out of Big Johns book. Mark the crispness of approach. :-
"Youre in 4-5 ; here with me; no, slow bell now; come on, watch it. ...stand.
You cant ring Stedman unless you get the leads right. Lets try it again and
strike it this time."
Big Johns doctrine is, up to a point, sound; Stedman goes much better when the leads
are right. It goes better still when Big John remembers his Last Whole Turn.
Sometimes in method ringing the situation will get out of control. A yawning chasm gapes
beneath your feet. You are lost. Faced with this predicament, some belfrymen copy the
eminent statesman and ring on, until they remember where they are. This is all very well
with a light bell. Greater weight of metal calls for sterner measures.
PUT SOMEONE ELSE WRONG
The principles of this will be set out in a pamphlet at present being compiled by the
Belfrymanship Research Centre, and entitled "Wandering to Some Purpose," (or How
to be Lost in Good Company). These are, of course, emergency tactics. For upsetting others
at your leisure, one pretty little move deserves mention, here. This is the Additional
Dodge Inducement. In Superlative, for example, on completing your five-pull in 7-8, you
take up an attitude of expecting another dodge and then, with a deft flick strike a
perfect blow in 8ths, leaving your dodging partner floundering. (Try this.) Then, at a
similar position in the next course, you rub it in by remarking: "Thats the
last, now down to the front." Of a well-known Midland ringer, though he has yet to
acquire the title of Artful Dodger, one may well ask: "Was this the face that
launched a thousand trips?
On the subject of good and bad striking one embarks carefully. Among indifferent ringers
it is not hard to make broad distinctions. But the more accomplished the band, the further
one is driven towards the doctrine pf Mighty Willie, a prince of tenor men, if not a
prolific peal ringer. Both the logic and the definition are simple. Good striking is the
way I am ringing my bell, as opposed to the way the rest of the band are ringing theirs.
As Mighty Willie also conducts a little, fascinating results follow. In a course of
Cambridge Royal, Mighty Willie has been known to start 5-6 instead of 7-8 place, and, at
the delicate hint of a few sharp growls from the tenor box, the rest of the band has
obediently reverted to the previous lead en mass. To a casual observer the transition is
almost imperceptible; so perfect the standard of striking.
Belfrymanship revolves all the time around the subtle interplay of individual and group.
The earlier article illustrated the One being welcomed by the Many. Some notes are now
appended on the Many being welcomed by the One (known in some parts of the country as
Yokelship or Counter-Coachtourship). The situation is easy to gauge; (a) They are in good
time, have a lethargic after-lunch look, wives and children struggle in tow. Hustle them
up the tower without any unction. Lock the door behind them as "we cant be too
careful. About people wandering in." Or (b) They are behind schedule, aglow with the
tower-snatching fever, their nerves taut and friable, to be soothed only by the sound of
still more bells and the bringing round of still more methods. I insist on showing them
round the church in painstaking detail.
After this pleasant overture they can hardly avoid co-operating in making their stay
unenjoyable. Someone is sure to want to pull the tenor up and a couple more will scamper
to his aid when she proves difficult to chime. Let them sweat awhile as you slyly ignore
their efforts and direct the attention of the others to the Visitors Book, before
remarking, innocently, "We generally turn er when shes up: Morale being
suitably deflated, announce gaily, "Well, make yourselves at home. Mind you"
(going to the window), "we have to be a bit careful here, local opinion being what it
is. But" (looking out, as though expecting to see an irate mob assembling in the
churchyard below)."you are sure to be better than last weeks lot, as tried to
ring Double Norwich." Those who had been nervously bracing themselves for a course of
London are by now reluctantly deciding that it had better be Stedman - and good Stedman
too - which, of course, it now has very little chance of being.
You are by this time esconced in your favourite seat and, if not actually stopping your
ears, at any rate going through the motions of cerebral repression. "Would you care
to have a ring with us?" they enquire. No, you are inclined to think perhaps not.
Though they may try to turn the tables on you. For instance, once in Somerset ;-
Imposing Visiting Ringer: .How about having a ring with us?
Modest Local Ringer: "No, you folks carry on".
I.V.R. : "Believe me, were quite willing to fit in for anything youd
like. I dont suppose you get much of a band locally."
M.L.R.: "No thanks. I can always do a little homework."
.
I.V.R. ; "Homework?".
M.L.R. : Yes, Next Saturday were going for a non-conducted peal. Only Yorkshire.
Mind you, as its just a local band. Besides, I dont l want to tire myself out,
do I? " (The implication that the visitors striking is suspect effectively closes
this jolly repartee.)
UNOBTRUSIVE DEVICES
Reports are from time to time received from various parts of the country of simple and
unobtrusive Belfrymanship devices, While Belfrymanship should not savour of the practical
joke (being practical, but never a joke) it is thought fit at this juncture to offer a few
appliances and : hints to steeple keepers and tower captains.
(i). The Cynical Sally. Emits the sound. "tut-tut," when passing through the
ceiling, should the ringer fail to maintain a tight rope.
(ii). Gramophone record of "The Storming of the Bastille," to be played by
amplifier (large) in the vicinity of the church, when a visit proves interminable or peal
attempt falls below local standards of striking. When belfry funds are low, a police
whistle can sometimes be made to do the trick. Alternatively, given powerful influence
with the local council, a road drill may be pressed into service.
(iii). Large mirrors positioned around the ringing chamber. Dodging with self and two
others is great fun for strangers.
(iv). Synthetic tower sway. (Application for patent now in hands of Board of Trade.)
{v). Beams set up at inconvenient places around the rope circle. They need not fulfil any
obvious purpose and can be dismantled. (Incidentally, the Belfrymanship Research centre
wishes to dissociate itself from the recent scandal in Southern England where movable
beams were transported by van from tower to tower ahead of a Saturday coach outing.)
(vi). Enormous diagram of unringable method on wall concealed behind a curtain, to be
slyly unveiled while a difficult touch is in progress.
vii). Stuffed birds in glass cases, if possible second-hand and decrepit. These
successfully damp the spirit of the most enthusiastic visitor by creating the atmosphere
of an indifferent Guild meeting.
And now it is time for a drink, and our finest hour. The company may not have an absorbing
interest in theoretical questions. They must be lured imperceptibly down the sticky road.
Proceed from the known to the unknown, or rather, start with something that they ought to
know (and probably dont} and so involve them in something about which they neither
know nor care. Let us take, for example, the False Course Heads in Cambridge :-
"Theres a point I would like to put to you." The company is politely
attentive. I would value your opinion very much. You know, some of the chaps one comes
across dont even understand the False Course Heads in Cambridge. Youd hardly
credit it, would you?" The sickly silence that follows signifies uneasy assent. .Well
now, in this little composition of mine here, Ive got a second copy. There we are
now:. No, really its my turn to buy them. All right then; a brown ale."
A few more minutes of this and all will be set fair for a jolly evening. Your hapless
audience is soon forming a roster, taking turns to escape and prop up the bar counter for
a few blissful moments before returning to the inquisition.
Thats what I like about being a ringer. Its not only the ringing itself,
its the comradeship.
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More Belfrymanship
From The Ringing World of 18 April 1952
You are the Average Belfryman. Quite untrue, is your
indignant protest. You like a bit of good striking; have rung a few peals, good ones;
dont do much conducting, but will call if there is no one else; dont like to
boast, but have taught scores of learners; no, you havent been doing much teaching
lately; it is time others took a turn.
Read on. This is all about you.
Take the Man who is a Marvel with Learners. He gives them such confidence: .Now just take
it steady. Careful not to bump the stay; its a bit weak. And remember what I am
always telling you people : put some energy into your back-strokes." (Carpentry is
the M.M.L.s hobby anyway.} Learners do not have ears of their own. When they have
progressed a little and emerge into strange towers, preliminary advice is essential. Now
shes quick at hand so you want to keep her off the 4th. And cut her in at back over
the little ones, but mind the tenor, its very slow at back. And remember to hold your
leads up a bit, but dont break the rhythm." As an alternative to this and
equally effective: "Not an odd-struck bell among them, so we can have perfect
striking, for once." The hapless Learner wishes profoundly that he had (a) put off
trying Kent for another week. (b) never been born.
But the M.M.L. is not typical and only a mild case. The hardened Bellfrymans
attitude to teaching the inexperienced comes under Agates Law of the
Non-Increasability of Nothing. They will never ring properly and he has better things to
do with his time.
The difference between the Ordinary Ringer and the BeIfryman is, broadly speaking, the
difference between searching ones own conscience and searching someone elses.
The Ordinary Ringer, suddenly realising that he is going wrong, pulls his bell in sharply.
This is a sad mistake. The convulsive movement betrays him and two or three kettles are on
the boil before ever the misblow sounds. Let him brazen it out and the odds are in his
favour. He knows that the clash is coming and can put his word in first. A wise Belfryman
reviews on each occasion his fellow-members of the band, deciding beforehand (a) those who
may be hit with impunity; (b) those who must never be. hit, arranging them in priority
order. Never hesitate to trample on a ringer when he is down.
It cannot be emphasised too strongly that initiative is everything in Belfrymanship. One
exasperating device I entitle (for want of a better name), Outployed by Matilda. You are
cruising placidly along in, say, Yorkshire Major, when a shrill voice breaks in,
"Missed a dodge, six." Now you are quite certain that there was no dodge. You
fume inwardly and ponder a cutting rejoinder. "No, I havent," sounds
pretty thin. It is all very well for Matilda with her 2 cwt. of metal. Sudden jolts round
your end are more serious. That is what makes Matilda so difficult to deal with. You fume
some more, (After all, this is Yorkshire, not Cambridge. Thats interesting; in
Cambridge there would .be a dodge there with Matilda. Perhaps Matilda strayed into
Cambridge for a moment. Yes, you will rub that in afterwards.) You fume some more. By now
the ringing is in the next lead and you have missed your places. Now no one will ever
believe that Matilda put you wrong.
The Belfryman, of course, never goes wrong. But if you should happen to, never at all
costs shed the authoritative manner. Tell a ringer, who is quite firm, what he is doing.
This, for some unexplained reason, puts the onus of guilt on him. Watch Mighty Willy in
difficulties: he .has missed his dodge In 4-5 coming Down and, after floundering in 2-3
for a blow or two, at last finds an opening at the Front. "Here 4, Im taking
you off." And, no matter what the ensuing chaos, Mighty Willy is once again Top Man.
For the man ringing a little bell, unless he is the Conductor, I know of only one redress,
this .may be entitled Dunkerleys Counter. Like all effective devices it is simple.
As the cyclone approaches your quarter you state quite firmly what you are doing, e.g.,
"Im leading now," or "Im doing Stedman Work." Others, less
firm, have been swindled out of their birthright. Simple, did I say? Not altogether. You
have to be sure of your work and you have to know your Mighty Willy.
Important, too, is the O.K. Phrase. The O.K.
Phrase (a development of Potters O.K. Word Concept) I define as the stringing
together of words that sound like practical advice and are not. A particular favourite is
"Steady, Two". So vague, so magisterial, so uninformative, such beautiful
Belfrymanship. "Watch the leading" is a good gambit for use when there is a
jumble in 5-6. For something more erudite but not as effective, "Bells in the
coursing order" sounds good and can easily be justified at any subsequent inquest. Or
"Lead-end coming up", "Lead-end just gone," "Half-lead coming
up," "Quarter-lead coming up." It depends on the company how far you can
carry this. The less expert they are the more fatuous it sounds and vice versa.
Furthermore, in the stress of the moment the O.K Phrase can be complete gibberish. One
protagonist of the art used, when the ringing went awry, to mouth the following O.K.
Phrase, "Hives half to hawthorn finds the trick", either as a whole or a few
words at a time. Since he had some idea of the Course-ends and could call Stand when he
had had enough, this particular gentleman acquired a considerable reputation as a
conductor in the district.
.
I have said nothing so far about Handbells. Yet they are, as it were, Belfrymanship all
the time. There are only half the people to dominate and you have twice as many irons in
the fire. Little need, or can, be said. The gestures suffice. It is possible to wave
Handbells with authority and yet have extraordinarily little idea what is going on. This
is partly mesmerism. You can wave at Tower Bells and produce no result. In hand the effect
is magical. Remember the axiom, the Waver is Never Wrong. Or, for those who prefer
versification :-
There rings a man, a wonder man,
With Handbells, a life-saver.
The Band takes fright; but He keeps right,
Theres surely no one braver.
He battles through, without a clue,
A clash close-clipping shaver.
Hell never be a waverer,
As long as hes a Waver.
I enjoy conducting Handbells. The touch seldom comes round.
An obnoxious example of the Handbelfryman is Mr. Tinklejohn. Parkers Twelve-Part
Peal of Grandsire Triples is a favourite of his. But on one dreadful occasion he miscalled
it, Bob for Single in the 3rd Part. Like a skeleton at the feast 12345678 made an
unwelcome appearance at the Part-end. Ashamed? Indeed no. With a disgusted look at the
luckless rabbit ringing 5-6, "I suppose it takes all sorts to make the bells come
round," he observed with grim equivocation, and cancelled the supper for four.
What of those who are innocent of all this? You, who are more tripped against than
tripping, take heart from a little Counter Belfrymanship.
.
Young Joe was assistant steeplekeeper at a twelve-bell tower, where the bells were good
going but difficult to hear round the front end. Many times had he suffered from visiting
Belfrymen. One day a particularly obnoxious crowd was to visit the tower: Joe left the
clapper-bar on the 2nd after the weekly learners practice. The visit followed its
customary routine. Old Belfrymen commented that the back eight were fine, but the front
four did not blend. Young Belfrymen self-importantly avowed that it needed a keen ear to
pick out the light bells. Old Ebenezer, who was three parts deaf and, when in doubt,
always shouted, "Keep the 2nd off at back," was in good form. Joe enjoyed every
minute of the visit; he even took a turn on the 2nd himself. Afterwards, over tea, he told
them.
They hounded him out, of course. He was advised to give up ringing and concentrate on the
choir. But the fund for recasting the bells was over-subscribed within a month.
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The
Great Debunker
or
Summoned by Peals
Presented by Rodney at the Henry Johnson Dinner on 4 March 1961
and published in The Ringing World for 1961 page 181.
In a tower in the Midlands of England
An outspoken debunker holds sway
He has no time for past reputations
Or for styles that dont follow his way.
I approached him one day on this topic,
Surely Birmingham ringers are grand.
He replied, and with scarcely a twinkle,
Theres not one that Id have in a band.
Now take Border, a terrible mauler,
Arthur Pearson, he just calls the bobs.
And as for those two lads from Handsworth,
Well, theyre only a couple of yobs.
Did I say there were two lads from Handsworth?
As a matter of fact there are three.
John Andersons not a bad youngster,
Till he starts scoring peals without me.
Roddy Pipes getting far too ambitious.
Spliced is fine, and Im not one to nag.
But whats wrong with a good peal of Yorkshire?
They all count one more in the bag.
Albert Walker is no good on 12 bells.
Edgar Shepherds all right with his pen.
As for Haynes, he just comes when he wants to.
What on earth good is twenty past ten?
In our Saturday peals in the winter,
When the ringing is not up to scratch.
I keep thinking up there at the Hawthorns
Theres a London band watching the match.
In Ralph Edwards weve quite a good striker
And his ringing shows no lack of guts.
Ill agree hes just fair on a tenor,
Any other bell, cant ring for nuts.
On 12 bells our ringings appalling
And most of its far, far too slow.
I have been in some peals with young Hampton,
Where he hasnt struck one decent blow.
The Ringing World may be essential,
.But theres nothing much in it for me.
All those outing accounts, utter twaddle.
Who wants to know where they had tea!
I said, Surely youve good Sunday ringers?
Sunday ringers? Id give them the sack.
Take Bill Froggatt, far too quick at handstroke,
Or, Muriel, too slow at back.
Percy Richards afloat on the treble
Is not an encouraging sight,
Lloyd and Chaplin get awfully muddled
And Pinfolds a left over right.
If it werent for the peals I keep fixing,
The whole thing would come to a stop.
John McDonald gets more and more casual,
While Sid Holloway just lives in his shop.
The ringers of old, at St Martins,
Were not the experts that one thinks.
It may be their performance was faultless
If they rang nothing but Stedman Cinques.
So I turned round on our great debunker.
I said. George, I just dont understand,
Out of all this collection of ringers
Theres not one you would have in a band?
Can no one come up to your standards.
Is there no one who does, or once did?
He pondered and said. Percy Laflin,
Maybe Laflin, and me, and Our Kid.
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The
three Belfrymanship articles by Rodney seam to have inspired the following which appeared
in the issue of The Ringing World dated 6 July 1956. The author is given as D. N.
L. which is probably Denis Layton.
U in the Belfry
A short while ago Professor Ross,
of Birmingham University, published a paper in Finland on "Linguistic
Class-Indicators in Present Day English." This led to a far greater general interest
than one might imagine -apparently even in this politically enlightened age the
aristocracy have a fascination for the mass of the population. The subject has since been
taken up by several other authors, and U (i.e. Upper Class) speech and customs have been
discussed at length in several of our contemporaries.
These discussions have, of course, been related to social behaviour in general, Thus, it
is "U " to take (not drink) tea with the milk added after the tea has been
poured into the cup; dinner in U usage is an evening meal and never a midday one, and it
is very non-U to have a. "sweet" as part of ones dinner - the correct word
for that is "pudding." It soon becomes clear, however, to any acute observer of
his fellow creatures that an analogous code of speech and behaviour is to be found among
the elite in more restricted fields of activity.
The art of Belfrymanship has already been described in this journal by an able scribe. It
is the art by which a ringer achieves virtual supremacy over his fellows in the tower
without necessarily being an outstandingly good ringer. The successful belfryman, however,
is akin to the self-made man in the general social hierarchy. He is an object wonder and
even, perhaps, of admiration, but scarcely one of respect. There are, on the other hand,
ringers who have no need of the common ruses of the belfryman. They - it would seem -have
not had to struggle to reach the summit. There is never any question of their right to
inhabit Mount Olympus. When the Top Drawer was opened, there they were already (if the
mixture of metaphors may be pardoned).
.
It is not so easy to describe U behaviour in the tower as to describe the subterfuges of
belfrymanship because the technique is more subtle, generally more subconsciously
practised. Nevertheless, a U ringer can generally be recognised as soon as he enters the
ringing chamber. His attitude is one of aloofness though not remoteness, friendliness not
familiarity. He greets, in a gentle sort of way, those whom he knows and returns, quite
civilly, the greetings of those whom he does know or whose names he cannot remember. On no
account will he announce his identity. He only gives his name in reply to a direct (and,
if his entry has been made well, almost apologetic) question, To rush cheerfully into the
tower with an audible greeting to all and sundry followed by a round of vigorous hand
shaking is, though much more matey, quite definitely non-U.
When a touch is called for, the U response is inactivity for at least one minute, At the
expiration of this period, if he has not been asked to stand in but wishes to ring, the U
ringer may unhurriedly take a rope, carefully, but not too studiously see that it is not
twisted, and wait for the rest of the band to fill in. On no account will he ask how his
bell starts or even show the slightest doubt. If someone else asks how his bell starts he
will politely tell him if he knows, or reply, "I havent got a clue," if he
does not. It is, almost needless to say, very non-U to show undue enthusiasm, to ask for a
particular method, to offer unsolicited advice to those who are not sure of their starts
or to spit upon ones hands on catching hold of the rope. Moreover, the correct
mixture of diffidence and indifference is vitally important since any appearance of being
blas� immediately bespeaks the seasoned belfryman. The U ringer, though remaining a
little detached from his fellows, unless they are also U, nevertheless always keeps his
mind on the Job in hand and never talks while ringing.
If during the touch he is shouted at by the conductor, or any other ringer, for some real
or imaginary mistake, the correct action is a courteous, but completely non-committal, bow
of the head in the direction of the speaker. No audible reply will be made. Should chaos
occur and the touch suffer an untimely end, it is U to refrain from the post-mortem. If it
is clear to everyone that the cause of the trouble was the U ringer himself, the only
possible thing to do is admit the fault at once in a matter-of-fact way with just
sufficient apology to make the other ringers feel vaguely uncomfortable for having let
such a distinguished person get into such trouble. (This, of course, requires courage to
be successful; but this quality is one possessed to a remarkable degree by all U classes
everywhere and at all times.) The U ringer is, to some extent, at a disadvantage compared
with the belfryman, who in the same desperate circumstances can normally adopt the
principle that attack is the best method of defence.
.There is also an unwritten code of U behaviour at business meetings. If it is necessary
to elect a chairman because of the absence of the local incumbent and the custom for the
Ringing Master not to take the chair, the most U ringer will (if he is really U) generally
be appointed, and he should accept the task without displaying either reluctance or
eagerness. Sometimes a mere belfryman will be elected to the chair, but no indication of
shock at such impropriety may be given. Contributions to debates should be made with quiet
assurance and be of such a nature, either in content or delivery, as to render further
discussion unnecessary if not actually impossible. Second contributions on the same
subject should not be made except, and then only rarely, to reaffirm what has already been
said earlier. Points of order are raised with the chairman in such a way as to imply that,
of course he (the chairman) was really aware of the point and the ringer is only lending
moral support to action which the chairman has already decided upon.
.It may seem to some readers that U behaviour is merely Belfrymanship writ large, but even
they must surely admit that it is also written much more delicately. The two, however,
really do differ in their nature. The U ringer is generally something of a stylist and a
perfectionist (qualities which may be regarded as necessary but not sufficient), and is
frequently though not always a proficient method ringer or conductor. The Belfryman, on
the other hand, too clearly achieves his eminence by conscious effort. Any sensitive
ringer realises that U; in the belfry tends to add dignity to the proceedings and
stability to the organisation.
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The following article by Stephen Theobald was first published
in the Surrey Association Newsletter and republished in The Ringing World dated 22
February 1991. It is essentially a summary of the Belfrymanship articles.
Belfrymanship updated
Belfrymanshp is all about
becoming the "Top Man" in the tower. In this position. other ringers will look
to you and be inspired by you. The Tower Captain will come to trust and respect you.
Bclfrymanship, therefore, is the art of becoming the most confident and charming, but also
the most influential and revered ringer in the belfry. With this aim in mind. this article
should help prospective Belfrymen to achieve their goals.
Let us consider first of all. the Belfryman's entrance into a strange tower. The welcome
is nearly always courteous: "What would you likc to ring". Establish your
position immediately with a well-chosen reply: "Well, I know a good touch of
Belfast...", or "I am happy to ring rounds, as long as they arc well
struck..." (You know full well that for some reason they seldom are). This draws
attention to your superiority at once and puts you "one up over the Tower
Captain.
When selecting your bell to ring in a touch be sure to choose a heavier rather than a
lighter bell. Therc is a theory that little bells should "ring round" the larger
ones, and hence the ringers of the little bells will inevitably be blamed for indifferent
striking. in the absence of any other obvious cause.
Good striking is a matter of cohesion and mutual confidence within the band. Personalities
only become dominant during the fire-ups. It is important for the Belfryman that no other
personalities are visible except for your own, so when calling a touch and the ringing
becomes at all shaky, hasten the process by rasping in the most vinegary tone you can
muster, "Listen to the striking!" This commits you to nothing but the effect can
be devastating. The touch will deteriorate rapidly to a point where you can safely shout
"Stand" with no fear of being accused of setting up the touch too soon.
For defensive purposes, an impassive countenance should be cultivated. When ringing on the
larger number of bells, say Stedman Cinques, and large gaps start appearing in the rows
because of missing bells, then it is time to act. "Youre too high", is a
fair sounding piece of useless advice, and is often enough to upset the conscientious
dodger who knows exactly where he should be but has no one to dodge with. This induces
panic and adroitly shifts the blame away from yourself when trouble threatens.
Never forget though, that the Belfryman best defends by attacking. Useless advice also
functions as well in an offensive mode too, and is especially useful in a Belfryman versus
Belfryman conflict. If you are faced with a tough adversary who persists in keeping right.
Tell him something that he obviously knows already such as "You're sixths place
bell", or "Last whole turn now". Whilst racking his brains for a suitable
retort he will probably fall off his line, and you can tell him what he should be doing,
blow-by-blow, for the rest of the touch.
Gesticulations can also emphasise "natural" superiority. The subtle stretching
out of the arm and making slight but majestic waves up and down with the palm of the hand
upward indicate to the target ringer opposite you that he is clipping your bell, and that
his inability to strike properly is both audible and painful to you. The victim has no
redress. In order to retaliate and return a gesture to you he may accidentally let go of
the rope, or let his bell slip-wheel. Either way, you will have scored another victory.
Belfrymanship is, of course, not only confined to the ringing chamber. In pubs and clubs,
at parties and Midsummer Suppers, the Belfryman should keep on top of the discussion. The
Belfryman should voice his opinions on controversial matters such as how to call long
length quarter peals of Erin Caters, on the ethics of ringing peals "for fun",
and on the threatening "masculinity" of female District Masters. Technical terms
should be thrown into casual conversation at convenient intervals to liven up the debate.
A discussion on the mathematical beauty of "Q-sets", or how to compose peals for
methods with group B falseness will silence all but the most talkative ringers, leaving
the stage free for you to air your own pet views.
The budding Belfryman should be aware of all these techniques, but these few ideas are by
no means a complete collection. Indeed, the successful Belfryman will develop his own
strategies on the basis of trial and error, and with a combination of patience and
perseverance will ultimately achieve the supreme accolade of "Top man".
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RODNEY BRIAN MEADOWS
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